An on today's programme we have:

Mud on freshly scrubbed floors - courtesy of ploughed fields on dog walk.

Cupboards/fridge/freezer re-stocked - courtesy of various local purveyors of produce.

Stomach re-stocked - courtesy of ready-made steak and kidney pudding.

Welcome-home dinner for MWNN prepared and chilled - courtesy of hesadevil's great cooking skills.

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. . . er . . . tomorrow's programme is postponed due to MWNN's return and resulting otherwise-engagedness.