Mr Virgin, you're definitely off my Christmas List (not that you were ever on it.)
the water puppy
We're left with a problem. Since we arrived back in the UK, he's gone AWOL into streams and ditches where he tries to bury or drown his ball in the reeds and weeds. He's going to have to be fitted with a tracking device so that we can retrieve him efficiently. In the meantime, he's confined to walks on an expanding lead, and MWNN is adapting Loony GSD's big plastic bed as a paddling pool for use in the confines of the back garden.