pffft - parcelforce!Hesadevil: (getting into the Panto mood) Oh no it's not - ::checks radio controlled barometer/clock thingy:: - oh yes it is - it's Twelfth Night!
MWNN: Again? I think not, Finknoffle, we celebrated it last night.
Hesadevil: Yesterday was the 4th - it's Twelfth Night tonight.
MWNN: Thank goodness for that. The decorations should all have been down by midnight and I found that stray star lurking behind the elephants this morning.
Hesadevil: Elephants? Ye gads, hand me the rifle, Jeeves.
MWNN: Rifle? I thought you said pack for a picnic. ::holds out the trifle::
Hesadevil: Good thinking - we can celebrate the arrival of the new TV with that. The chocolate box is almost empty and the champagne....
MWNN: Is chilling in the refrigerator, ol' chap.
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The TV delivery man is late damnit - we waited in all day (delivery between 8.30 am and 5.30 pm) and the dog hasn't been walked yet. MWNN has dismantled the hi-fi system and left the 26 year-old TV out for dumping but where is its replacement?
